“Tanya is a crazy mother flubber with no holes barred”-Newspeak

“Tanya has such an unsteady flow. She will stir you up send you into a frenzy and leave you asking why, a sure hit not to be missed“- One thumb up from Humpback and eagle America’s #1 movie critics

“Tanya who?”-President Bush

“A lovely lassy, she makes a great cup of tea you know”-Tanya’s Scottish granny

“Tanya is a breath of fresh air, especially if you live in chernobyl”-Rasputin

“I love this woman’s work, she has an uncanny flair for eating copious amounts of food and knowing exactly what tastes good, oh and her granny is a friend of mine (ya ken what I mean)”-Fat Bastard from Austin Powers

“My mum rocks”-Tanya’s daughters

“She’s brilliant, I’m blown away by her hairy arse every day”-Husband