Can you imagine a site where both intellect and appetite are woven into one delicious finger licking tapestry, allowing you to orgasm with delight over the multi-sensory experience that I will bestow upon you. Stop right here and google elsewhere if you are under the impression that this is a porn site. I do not wish to ruin your sexual high, so off you trot to tug and pull somewhere else.

This my friends is “Readthemandeat”. A site dedicated to the art of writing and food. Where each book I review, will be compared to a dish of my choosing that I feel sums it up. My God what a concept… Can you imagine..It’s really quite incredible not to mention edible…I’m so excited I think I need to dab a cold flannel between my thighs. (On second thoughts, porn site prowlers might as well stay tuned).This Davinci idea came to me in a dream. My inner child spoke and said “read and thou shall eat’ “What does this all mean?” I wondered as I woke to find my cat using my bellybutton as a water bowl. I’m really not sure if I understand this summons at this time but I’m hell bent on investigating. Let’s uncover the truth together …

If you look closely, if you really look closely you will see a smoke ring blowing past Jesus’ left ear in Leonardo’s “Last supper”. It’s direction comes from under the table…Man it was a good cuban…Welcome to my world!